So, this story is about one guy, his name is 8 Deer Tiger Claw, which is almost the coolest name ever except his brother's name is 12 Earthquake Bloody Tiger which is totally what I am going to name my son. Seriously, dude, I really am! So this guy 8 Deer is a lord or something, in a place, I think it's in Mexico, way back, I mean seriously waaay back, and he, like, rules this place big time. He's just roaming around, conquering, and becomes this super powerful guy, and he hooks up with all these chicks, too, but it's like totally strategy, man, only so that he can get more military influence or something! And at one point this fierce looking dude, who's using a dagger made from bones or something, pierces 8 Deer's nose, and 8 Deer is totally like “cool, no problem,” sitting there with this look on his face like he can't feel the pain at all. And 8 Deer is down with all the priests and everybody, man. But he's got a lot of enemies, too, so this one guy kills his brother in a sauna or something. But 8 Deer like totally takes revenge. And then a bunch of other weird shit happens, too. It's sooo cool, you have to read it!
They sell it over at amazon.com. Here's the link. You should totally get it, man! Like, seriously!

Here's a review of the book. It was written in, like, 1902 or something:
REVIEW OF PEABODY MUSEUM'S EDITION OF CODEX NUTTALL
So, Codex means book. And Nuttall is the name of the lady who went to Europe and like totally rediscovered this thing. She is dead now, she died in 1933, but some guy wrote her obituary:
ZELIA NUTTALL