The Chrome Plater’s Wet Dream
Scholastic Designation: The Inspiration for an Electro-Plater’s Nocturnal Emissions Appears as a Bright-Work Venus Swathed in Chromium and Besieged by a Plated Gnome with a Mayan Parrot’s Head, Brandishing a Sparkling Penile Appendage Aspiring to Expand Luster into Lust
Remedial Title: Jeweler’s Rouge on the Breath of a Gleaming Beaver
1991, oil on canvas, 36x30 inches. Copyright © Robert Williams.
The painting is reproduced here courtesy of the artist. Taken from The Hot Rod World of Robt. Williams (Motorbooks, 2006).
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